annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN


posted on Sep 20 from liarlyre0 © itactuallymeans with 194,135 notes

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later


posted on Sep 20 from komandr © officialunitedstates with 6,564 notes



Played: 299375 times

posted on Sep 20 from ceshira with 78,869 notes

zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]


posted on Sep 20 from liarlyre0 © zulidoodles with 8,355 notes

zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]


posted on Sep 20 from liarlyre0 © zulidoodles with 8,355 notes

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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posted on Sep 20 from ceshira © nuclearnyx with 137,702 notes

posted on Sep 18 from fuut0n © buzzfeedrewind with 263,598 notes

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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posted on Sep 18 from fisforfrances © mexicanest with 306,384 notes
bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that


posted on Sep 18 from komandr © bloodpactgirlscout with 55,346 notes
tangarang:

perchu:

nentindo:

IN KINGDOM HEARTS II, ALADDIN HAD A FLASHBACK ABOUT JAFAR AND IT WAS SO FUNNY LOOK AT THIS

jaclose

jareallyclose

tangarang:

perchu:

nentindo:

IN KINGDOM HEARTS II, ALADDIN HAD A FLASHBACK ABOUT JAFAR AND IT WAS SO FUNNY LOOK AT THIS

jaclose

jareallyclose


posted on Sep 18 from nodelinquent © nentindo with 67,738 notes

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us


posted on Sep 18 from fuut0n © troyethehotboy18 with 66,288 notes

tertiusvonfluffenwelter:

FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB


posted on Sep 17 from komandr © tertiusvonfluffenwelter with 79,820 notes

posted on Sep 17 from sacred-cows © sherlock-hannibal with 373,440 notes




I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up


posted on Sep 16 from justautumn11295 © illustratographer with 486,246 notes

posted on Sep 16 from alibabafosho © omg-relatable with 7,699 notes