yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

posted on Apr 22 from zonovos © generalbooty with 106,189 notes

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.



My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid


posted on Apr 21 from lewjeane © and-down-we-go with 503,022 notes



Drivers these days.

i have had it. OFFICIALLY 

posted on Apr 20 from zonovos © vinebox with 53,901 notes


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posted on Apr 20 from redren © mayortsahj with 2,405 notes





handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

posted on Apr 20 from lewjeane © terrakion with 315,508 notes
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

posted on Apr 17 from zonovos © loh-lee-tah with 167,580 notes

Basically the movie.


Basically the movie.

posted on Apr 17 from ceshira © ericsyn with 21,396 notes



The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u




The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

posted on Apr 17 from fuut0n © disneyfansonly with 367,463 notes


Something in me wants to sleep forever.

posted on Apr 17 from lewjeane © ka-lixo with 4 notes


im so hungry???? 

but lying in bed ????

being too lazy to get up and make food ???


send help ????

posted on Apr 16 from thranduilings with 57 notes


”do u think I’m blind?”

”Hi blind, i’m australian”

posted on Apr 16 from poppies-and-star-gaizers © hiddlestohn with 42,134 notes


Giant freaking picture of Link.

Smash Bros. Legacy

posted on Apr 15 from lewjeane © smashbroslegacy with 8,813 notes



First off, it’s an entire episode about prejudice and discrimination without the POC being the one to have to tell it.  Rather than always taking the role of the person who has to tell us why prejudice is bad, Cyborg gets to be the friend and confidante.  He gets to be the one to relate to Starfire’s problem.

Starfire is understandably upset about Val-Yor calling her a “troq”, but doesn’t want to burden her friends, especially during the course of an important mission.  Cyborg, however, soon stumbles onto the truth.  How absolutely powerful his line “So he’s been calling you a terrible name, and you know that if you punch him out, it’ll just confirm all the bad stuff he thinks about you.”  This speaks directly to the concept that marginalized people must always be on their best behavior, must always be working tirelessly against stereotypes and discrimination, and if they falter, if they get angry or upset or even just have a bad day, they will immediately be labeled as precisely the thing they are working against.  Of course he understands exactly what she’s feeling.

(What’s left out of this gif set is that he tells her he understands because he’s part robot, which speaks so much to Cyborg and how unique and treasured his relationship with Starfire is, and how much he probably values being not seen as an “other” human, but as a human in general.  Their relationship is so ridiculously amazing, that could take an entire other post, DON’T GET ME STARTED IT WOULD BE REALLY LONG BECAUSE I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP.)

And Cyborg convinces Starfire to tell Robin about what Val-Yor’s been doing because he knows how much she means to him and that he would want to know, even though Starfire doesn’t want to burden him.  (And if you go back and watch the episode, listen to the way Scott Menville delivers the single line “What” when Robin does hear about it; it just perfectly captures the quiet anger and insult that he feels and UGH I COULD DO A WHOLE POST ON THE VOICE CAST DON’T ENCOURAGE ME.)  Robin of course immediately wants to defend Starfire, but being the incredible person that she is, she reminds him that their mission is more important than her feelings.  She knows that there are other things at stake and is determined to be a strong person and try to ignore blatant discrimination against her, to work with this guy even though he doesn’t respect her, because that’s what needs to be done.  He continues to try to ignore and marginalize her until she finally just tells him to shut the fuck up and let the big girls take care of the alien invasion.  Which she does, while saving his sorry ass.

AND THEN to their immense credit, the writers bring us back to Earth where Val-Yor is trying valiantly (or pathetically, take your pick) to save face and remarks that Starfire “must be one of the good ones.”  To which Starfire promptly replies that she is no better than any other Tamaranean just because she saved his worthless hide and that he better get out of there while she deigned to let him live.  He leaves and Starfire acknowledges that some people will never like you because they are bigoted and that that’s okay because there are other people who are not and they are the ones who truly matter.  When I first saw the episode, I was afraid they were gonna give Val-Yor a pass and have it all hugs and smiles, but they actually held him accountable and acknowledged that some things are more complicated and that sometimes people cannot be changed.  But you keep moving forward anyway.


posted on Apr 14 from fyeahteentitans © missplumpudding with 24,694 notes

posted on Apr 14 from poppies-and-star-gaizers © lacrimosaaaa with 111,267 notes